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Another superb forward! Cannot resist from putting it before I leave 😀

Bhai Ka Resume
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Name:Pakya
Bhai Supariwala
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Objective:
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To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:
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* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers
and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:
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“On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal
efforts

Coursework:
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Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object
Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:
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* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna , Aug 1990-Aug 1991

* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project

* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and
mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
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Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990

* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings

* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors & Achievements:
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* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in
crime)

* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.

* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.

* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic
degree supply.

References:
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* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

Bye all… now hurrying to pack my baggages!

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Tonight I am going to bangalore. I will be there during the weekend.I am going to attend my cousin’s marriage. I will be meeting a lot of my relatives over there, after a long gap of more than 18 months. And I will be spared for a few days from the stale food of our hostel. Oh boy! what a relief!

Apart from that, I will be meeting my school friends who are now in bangalore. And finally the Jethro Tull Show. This will be an occasion to shrug off the disappointments that happened during Led Zepplica show (Click here)

Bye for now…. need to start packing…