Another superb forward! Cannot resist from putting it before I leave 😀

Bhai Ka Resume
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Name:Pakya
Bhai Supariwala
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Objective:
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To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:
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* B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers
and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.

Thesis:
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“On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal
efforts

Coursework:
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Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer
Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object
Oriented Crime Design

Work Experience:
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* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna , Aug 1990-Aug 1991

* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project

* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and
mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)

Summer Internship:
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Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June1987-July1990

* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings

* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections

Honors & Achievements:
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* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in
crime)

* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.

* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.

* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic
degree supply.

References:
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* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai

Bye all… now hurrying to pack my baggages!

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